There once was a fella called Luke
who had swallowed the Yugioh Book
He knew all of the ploys and made
fools of the boys,when his challenge
to a duel they took!
For Luke always plays just to win
he thinks that to lose is a sin!
with these cards he's obsessed
He thinks he's got the best
and he keeps them locked up in a tin!
He travels to Heywood to play
its a village thats not far away
If he's challenged he'll risk it
whilst eating a biscuit
and spoiling some other kids day!
-JOKE 1: I go to a Yu-gi-Oh tornament in heywood
-JOKE 2: My real name is Luke
OH! AND HOW COULD I FORGET
:
The Boy stood on the burning deck
the blazing sails in shards
"never mind me!" the young lad cried
"just save the Yugioh Cards!!!"